Friday, July 27, 2007
How to get to the red carpet fast
I've been thinking about this today and I have one sure fire way of becoming famous and and doing it quickly. Actually it's tow ideas, but I digress. My first idea was to assume the identity of someone dead. But on second thoughts they are normally old and crapby people and it wouldn't really be that much fun being Marlon Brandon (RIP). Instead I've refined my idea and now I think I will assume some famous person who doesn't have an identity. In my case I will be Harry Potter. Simply put I will change my name and become Harry Potter, a spokes person for all things to do with HP. I think I might need to swing this by JK Rowling, but I'm sure she won't mind.