Stalking famous people

So I think I need to get some famous friends, and for that I need to find out where famous people tend to hang out. Not being a man of money or anything like that I will need to have some more original ideas. This might sound a little like fight club, when the guy starts going to all the self help meetings, but that's exactly what I am going to do. As we all know actors and famous people are a lot more likely to be influenced by drugs and alcohol. This is mostly due to the fact that they are at parties and have copious amounts of money that they can spend. So this week my aim is to sit in on a few AA meetings to see if there is anything happening there.

How to get to the red carpet fast

I've been thinking about this today and I have one sure fire way of becoming famous and and doing it quickly. Actually it's tow ideas, but I digress. My first idea was to assume the identity of someone dead. But on second thoughts they are normally old and crapby people and it wouldn't really be that much fun being Marlon Brandon (RIP). Instead I've refined my idea and now I think I will assume some famous person who doesn't have an identity. In my case I will be Harry Potter. Simply put I will change my name and become Harry Potter, a spokes person for all things to do with HP. I think I might need to swing this by JK Rowling, but I'm sure she won't mind.

How I am going to become famous

I've been thinking recently about different ways of becoming famous. It's not easy being as smart as Paris Hilton and having some raunchy sex tapes, so I think I will have to come up with something more scandalous and embarrassing.

When I am famous, at my Oscar's speech I will thank everyone who has voted here ;)

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